In Philadelphia, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘CHEESESTEAK EAGLES PRETZEL WATER ICE go Phils’ which roughly translates into “I’ll fucking kill yous guys.” I think that’s beautiful.
LITERAL PERFECTION. THANK YOU PAIGE. IT IS ME. BECAUSE MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS THERES NO SUCH THING AS WATER ICE. ITS WOODER BITCH.
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
OH MY GOD PAIGE ITS ACTUALLY YOU
but I just discovered that if I let my computer chair down all the way, I can rest my boobs on the counter. I feel like Paige will appreciate this.
You are a liar.
Proof: You always think it’s No Light when it’s Swedish House Mafia. Also, you thought No Light was Shake It Out.
For your information, I reblogged that because when I read it, the “me” was you in my head. Don’t call me out on shit when you dont know what I was thinking. I thought it was ironic because I /cant/ do that.
oh come on, sunshine. It was a joke. And i know. And i love you for it.
I wish his last name started with a D and not a W because then I would believe that Clint Daisy was not just my friend, but a person.
|Me:||Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.|
|Me:||What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.|
|Me:||NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.|
|Me:||Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.|
|Me:||Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.|
|Me:||Lolol your car's a piece of shit.|
|Me:||If I miss that green light because of you...|
|Me:||You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.|
|Me:||I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT|
|Me:||Shit is that a cop? No.|
|Me:||Shit THAT is a cop.|
|Me:||Nope, roof rack.|
SO I BROKE MY BOWL THE OTHER DAY BUT I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY. CASEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THREE BOWLS FROM THAT GUY ON SOUTH STREET BECAUSE YOU WERE REALLY HIGH AND BASICALLY JUST AGREED WITH EVERYTHING HE SAID? (DONT DENY IT) WELL I STILL HAVE “IV” SO “DNA” MAY BE GONE BUT I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SMOKE OUT OF FUCK YEAH.
i have rediscovered this post. and it has made me sad.
OUT ON MY 22ND BIRTHDAY, BITCH.