In Philadelphia, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘CHEESESTEAK EAGLES PRETZEL WATER ICE go Phils’ which roughly translates into “I’ll fucking kill yous guys.” I think that’s beautiful.
LITERAL PERFECTION. THANK YOU PAIGE. IT IS ME. BECAUSE MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS THERES NO SUCH THING AS WATER ICE. ITS WOODER BITCH.
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
OH MY GOD PAIGE ITS ACTUALLY YOU
but I just discovered that if I let my computer chair down all the way, I can rest my boobs on the counter. I feel like Paige will appreciate this.
SO I BROKE MY BOWL THE OTHER DAY BUT I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY. CASEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU BOUGHT THREE BOWLS FROM THAT GUY ON SOUTH STREET BECAUSE YOU WERE REALLY HIGH AND BASICALLY JUST AGREED WITH EVERYTHING HE SAID? (DONT DENY IT) WELL I STILL HAVE “IV” SO “DNA” MAY BE GONE BUT I STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SMOKE OUT OF FUCK YEAH.
i have rediscovered this post. and it has made me sad.