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when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
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Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”
I would be able to support that brand singlehandedly.
why doesnt this happen
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all i want for christmas is
youiced tea imported from england, lifeguards imported from spain, towels imported from turkey and turkey imported from maine because i want fabulous
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on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of bloodThat’s so metal.
think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood
7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore band rock on ladies
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why are you perfect?
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“I don’t think you ready for this jelly,” says Ryan Gosling while watching the Academy Awards on his TiVo. “Cause my body too bootylicious for ya,” he whispers as he lays his head on his pillow.
The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.
asian dumbledore
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