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Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then, so I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a Def Jam comic when that movie came out. I would have torn it to pieces.
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“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thingThey talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with meHe up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging bizIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the airStark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunderIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserveHere’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, LaufeysonNow you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be goneAll the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacayOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
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Isn’t it humbling to write hundreds and hundreds of words about sexism and gender and entitlement and then remember that “Flight of the Conchords” nailed the whole displacement-of-responsibility and nice-guy rage things in, like, four sentences?
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"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart
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The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s!”
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clip from the brand new oreo commercial
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What I did on my Snow Day:
I got bored and decided to design an Adventure Time Valentine’s card. Things got a bit sexual. This is what resulted:
And then the inside:
I’m not sure whether to be proud or ashamed.
i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’
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