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anescapedfish:

panicatthewhorehouse:

god-particle:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

nerdsforthebirds:

neurophagy:

sonnetstockmar:

a bisexual pop group called Both Directions

a pansexual pop group called All Directions

an asexual pop group called No Directions

a questioning pop group called Which Direction

a helpful pop group called That Direction

a lost pop group called Can I Have Directions

a married pop group called Dammit Why Won’t You Just Ask For Directions

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like 10 minutes in and i ship phillip x mulan.

the life of a fangirl.

yeah. i admit it, tami.

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bahtmun:

What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?

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gameofthrones:

Ned Stark Cake Pops (based on season 2 teaser poster)

gameofthrones:

Ned Stark Cake Pops (based on season 2 teaser poster)

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bilgerat:

Me and the roomie are ready to watch Our Sunday shows.
That’s melted chocolate in those bowls btw.

What is college really?
Waffles and sunday night shows.

bilgerat:

Me and the roomie are ready to watch Our Sunday shows.

That’s melted chocolate in those bowls btw.

What is college really?

Waffles and sunday night shows.

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bilgerat:

Look what just appeared tonight on the wall above my pillow. I don’t care what you say. My roommate is so much cooler than yours.

SO. MUCH. COOLER.

bilgerat:

Look what just appeared tonight on the wall above my pillow. I don’t care what you say. My roommate is so much cooler than yours.

SO. MUCH. COOLER.

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What if in a past life you were like a clam? All they do is open and close and wait for stuff to come in. Clams are basically the sluts of the ocean. Like what if clams are prostitutes in this life?

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My roommate doesn’t like fanfiction.

alittleoddity:

bilgerat:

My roommate doesn’t like fanfiction.

My roommate

Doesn’t like

Fanfiction

She thinks it’s weird.

Does she also not like sunshine ?

BITCH, I LOVE SUNSHINE.

(also i once enjoyed an awkward story about Hermione x The Sorting Hat in which the hat attempted suicide because he could not be with her by jumping from the astronomy tower and, after landing safely on the ground, then thought “Shit. That’s right. I’m a hat.”)

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rumandblokes:

bilgerat:

rumandblokes:

I JUST CAN’T.

MY CREYS.

MY FUCKING CREYS.

THEIR LOVE IS A THING OF LEGEND

THEIR GAY

GAY

GAY

ANGEL

LOVE

they fucked once in the impala they just didnt show you that scene. it was intense though.

Dean and Anna got it on in the…

Dean GOT it on with an angel of the lord. I hope you didnt forget that Cass’s boner was not for Dean. Dean and Sam shared a piece heaven. Remember what Ash said. The boys don’t get anyone. Even though they deserve kick ass bitches. Like us.

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