like 10 minutes in and i ship phillip x mulan.
the life of a fangirl.
yeah. i admit it, tami.
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
(Source: kawaiisquad, via intoxicatedlie)
What if in a past life you were like a clam? All they do is open and close and wait for stuff to come in. Clams are basically the sluts of the ocean. Like what if clams are prostitutes in this life?
My roommate doesn’t like fanfiction.
She thinks it’s weird.
Does she also not like sunshine ?
BITCH, I LOVE SUNSHINE.
(also i once enjoyed an awkward story about Hermione x The Sorting Hat in which the hat attempted suicide because he could not be with her by jumping from the astronomy tower and, after landing safely on the ground, then thought “Shit. That’s right. I’m a hat.”)