"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
i hate hearing girls complain about “that time of the month”. yeah it might be painful and yeah you get some weird cravings but you get to be a fucking werewolf until the full moon goes down.
i have been informed that apparently this is not what “that time of the month” is.
one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
Hold my calls. I have to pick an outfit.
Look at what I found in a Starbucks in New Jersey on my trip!
I fangirled right in the middle of the store.
who knew new jersey could do anything cool?