(Source: guac-in-the-churros, via beckulaz)
Hold my calls. I have to pick an outfit.
(via headmasterbrunsman)
(Source: finalellipsis, via kaiulanis)
Play the audio and let your life near completion.
JESUS FCUK THE SENCOD HALF OF THE ADUIO.
(via intoxicatedlie)
Look at what I found in a Starbucks in New Jersey on my trip!
I fangirled right in the middle of the store.
who knew new jersey could do anything cool?
(Source: darkhalfoftheblues)
(Source: quellary, via peenisseverlark)
I hope Rick Santorum wins the Mega Millions and loses the ticket.
And then Barack Obama walks out of a coffee shop and finds that ticket on the ground.
(via allisonsea)
(Source: jacknicholson, via kaiulanis)
was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
(via wickedclothes)
(Source: likeasummer)
"I’m always cast as sort of slightly wan, ethereal, troubled, intellectuals or physically ambivalent bad lovers. I’m here to tell you I’m quite the opposite in real life. I’m a fucking fantastic lover."
— Benedict Cumberbatch
(Source: raggedycass, via kaiulanis)
