Rum&Blokes
"I OPEN AT THE CLOSE."
WHAT IF I PUT MY COMPUTER IN MY MOUTH?
July 2011
i bet the people running the pottermore server have spent the past hours preparing themselves and at this point they're just like
they better have that mentality because we’re here to fuck this shit up.
"Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like "he's sooo hot.". Instead, the girl simply blushed and said 'His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Morvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son.' The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader."
“Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up.”
—Audrey Hepburn
